Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Blue Wang Report

When Sick Mouthy wrote a piece on Watchmen that mentioned Billy ‘Big Boy’ Crudup’s digital blue wang I was unprepared for the amount of random Googler action that those simple words would bring. There are a lot of people out there searching for this guy's dick using a word that only a twelve-year-old or cretin would:
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Just imagine the hits Rocktimists might have got if Mouthy hadn’t missed the opportunity to work Billy Crudup’s blue penis, Billy Crudup’s blue dick, Billy Crudup’s blue cock, Billy Crudup’s blue balls or Billy Crudup’s blue pussy in there.

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